My 10 Best Answers To "Why Are You Still Single?''

Day 37 in the yard. Still no sign of boys, milkshake has begun to spoil.
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Whether you want a relationship or not, you're going to have to deal with this question.  You'll get it from couples, family friends, relatives at Christmas dinner and creepy guys at the bar.  To save yourself from the embarrassment of not knowing how to respond, here are 10 responses you can choose from to fire back with because 1) it's nobody's business and 2) don't they know you're fabulous as it is?

1. I have resting bitch face.

I really like him but he will never know because my range of facial expression is limited.

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2. I'm too busy working.

"Money over everything, money on my mind."

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3.  I like flirting too much.

Let's face it, flirting is fun.

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4. I love myself too much.

I've never felt like anyone has loved me as much as I love them me.

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5. I'm better at being single.

Being in a relationship is just not one of my talents.

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6. I want my cat to grow up in a stable environment.

My cat came into my room all on its own the other night. Now that's true love.

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7. I just don't care.

When I have free time I don't want to spend it on Bumble asking strangers what their interests are.

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8. I'm not done dating.

Not ready to give up all my other baes yet.

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9. It gives my parents something to look forward to.

And when it does happen I'll make them proud.

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 10. I'm my own trap queen.

Hey, wassup, hello to my damn self.

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