11 Horrible Date Stories From Toronto That Will Make You Cringe

When everything could possibly go wrong...

Everyone gets a little worried prior to going on a date. The unthinkable can happen and you could possibly have a life-scarring experience. Whether it's something they said or something you accidentally did,  I'm sure most of us have had at least one mortifying date.

As horrendous these stories are, they're also incredibly entertaining to read. I asked people in the Facebook community to send me their terrible dating experiences they've had in Toronto... And here is what I got:

1. This guy picks me up in a beat up ride that's very dented and smells like Marijuana. He surprises me with flowers and a bunch of chocolates. He then takes me for dinner to Joeys at Don Mills and complains how expensive it is. The entire time he stares at my forehead, but tells me he has eyesight problems. At the end of the night my date hot boxes the car and asks me for the chocolates that he so graciously gifted me at the me at the beginning of the night.  At that point I was surprised he didn't ask for the flowers back...

2. I had a girl tell me what type of husband she's looking for, how much he needs to make, her desired allowance per month, the amount of children she wants and their gender, all within 10 mins of us meeting in person from Okcupid. After the date, I dropped her off at the Hoxton because all she wanted to do is get wasted and party.

3. This girl asked me,  "So, we're exclusive right?" while I was going down on her for the first time...

4. I hooked up with this girl, and it was a total one night stand. The next day her husband texted me asking for details as to what I did with her...

 5. One time I spilled an entire beer on a date at East on Queen St... That was pretty mortifying.

6. This one guy laughed in my face on our first date, so I asked "What?" he goes,"Oh nothing it's inappropriate." So I respond with, "Ok, don't tell me." He then says, "Ah whatever I'll tell you anyways... I was just thinking about how funny it would be if I came in you, scooped it out, then fed it to you."

7. I was talking to a reasonably cute girl on Tinder. 

8. On our first date he asked me to go to a Blue Jays game.

9. I went on a Tinder date with this dude.

10. A guy asked me to grab dinner in Oakville after I was done work. He was cute and seemed nice, so I thought why not? We drove separately so incase things got weird, I would be ok. At dinner he starts talking about how he is a pro NHL hockey player for the Carolina Hurricanes. I'm not a huge sports fanatic and I could identify maybe 5 players by looking at them. He keeps talking about hockey, and even whips out a stats card with his face on it. We went to the Keg Mansion for dinner, which he paid for dinner. He kissed me after dinner and then we parted ways. He didn't try to take me to his place which was nice! When I got home I googled him and he didn't come up. I searched the NHL rosters and couldn't find his name anywhere. When I called him out over text, he ghosted me!

11. This guy told me we were going to go to a nice restaurant, so I was wore high heels but he showed up on his bike. How weird is that? He never understood why I was taken aback by that.

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