23 Real Problems Only A Torontonian Will Understand
It ain't easy.
November 06, 2014, 11:05 AM
September 24, 2021, 10:12 AM
Photo cred - Andrew Lewis
Toronto life, man. There's really nothing like it. Most of the time it's awesome, but there are certain things about the day to day here that are just a huge pain. Your friends from out of town don't get it, but you know that there are some trials that only Torontonians suffer. Don't bear that burden alone, come complain with us!
1. The Subway
Delays, delays and more delays
2. Fundamentalists yelling on street corners
3. Winter wind
5. Buying alcohol before everything closes
6. Waiting for the streetcar in the winter
7. Trying to get through the crowd on Front Street
Photo cred - eyebex
8. Trying to decide where to eat
There are actually just too many options.
9. Rob Ford jokes
11. Finding a cab on a Saturday night
I hope you like walking.
12. Cops cracking down on drinking at Trinity Bellwoods
It's a travesty.
13. Finding somewhere to eat past 9pm
To be fair, this is mostly a non-downtown problem
14. Out of towners not knowing what Toronto is
No, Barry is not a part of Toronto
15. Keeping your brows on point
Photo cred - Eva Logan
16. Being compared to New York
And not in a good way.
17. Deciding what to do every weekend
19. Being so fly
Sometimes it's just too much pressure, you know?
20. Blowing all of our money on rent
21. Expensive weed
I thought we lived in Canada.
23. Tokens
They're just aggressively stupid.
