70 Brutally Honest One Sentence Descriptions Of Basic Girl Names
Basic or not, your name can say a lot about the type of person you are. For example, every hypothetical douchebag out there is always referred to as Chad and every hypothetical princess is always Becky. Nobody has ever told a story about how nerdy Chad started a charity, and how shy Becky likes to stay in on Friday nights.
Sidenote: If your name is Becky or Chad you're probably great, you just have a bad rep.
Before you start reading, I feel the need to establish that this article is a joke. No, not all Lindsays care too much about brunch, and not all Saras are psychopaths (except in my case, because wtf am I doing with my life?????). Regardless, before you DM me highlighting how offensive I have been, please just remember that I didn't base my description on you, it was probably just based on some girl I drunkenly met in a bar bathroom and decided she was my best friend for the next 20 mins.
Anyways! Enjoy, and keep doing you.
Amanda
Constantly asks the bartender "What's the cheapest shot???".
Amber
Enjoys taking provocative progress pictures and posting them on her fitspo Instagram.
Amy
Spends a lot of time creeping people she doesn't have on her friends list on Facebook.
Ann
One time got bangs and instantly regretted it.
Ashley
Convinced that by drinking copious amounts of vodka sodas, she is still making a healthy decision while at the bar.
Bailey
Has an obsession with dry shampoo and makes a mean grilled cheese.
Becca
Has been talking to the same Tinder guy for like a year but refuses to meet him in person.
Beth
Had a weird phase with some very tragic hair extensions, but you never told her because she was too nice.
Brittany
Boss ass bitch that will probably become a CEO.
Charlotte
Gets more emotional about seeing a cute dog than having problems in her own personal relationships.
Claire
Probably won't read this article because she is busy AF.
Christina
Hated her high school job at a grocery store and is overly nice to everyone because of it.
Cassie
Artsy in the best way possible and fears her Visa bill.
Chelsea
Kind of a bitch, but also somewhat iconic.
Courtney
Wifey material, will have a ring by the time she is 24.
Danny
Newly vegan and overly proud of it.
Denise
You probably have a cousin named Denise and she is likely your second favourite out of all of them.
Emily
Actual nutcase (especially when drunk), and will completely understand all your hangover food cravings.
Emilie
One of those people that get 100% on every exam she "didn't" study for.
Emma
Really enjoyed the quote"live, laugh, love" in 2008.
Erin
Always has a good boyfriend that everyone loves.
Fiona
The most iconic character on Degrassi, also makes tasty/trustworthy mix drinks.
Gillian
Thinks certain memes are a lot funnier than they actually are, but we put up with her.
Hailey
Queen of Tinder and #1 in our hearts.
Hannah
Puts off doing laundry for so long that she will wear dirty socks multiple times.
Heidi
Somewhat uptight, but can be fixed with half a bottle of wine.
Holly
Way too perky for real life.
Isabell
The girl who is completely unphased when she loses all of her friends at a Music festival.
Jessica
Funnier than you expected, and will kill you if you try and borrow her clothing.
Jenifer
100% Evil.
Jaclyn
Great hair, but is still very humble about it.
Kate
Social butterfly, will dance like a dad at a house party if provoked.
Katie
Sassier than you thought, but you're obsessed with it.
Katherine
Batshit crazy, in kind of a good way.
Kaleigh
Really enjoys her hometown bar, maybe too much
Kenzie
Straightened her hair too much in grade 11 and has regretted it ever since.
Kelly
Has a good handle on this whole "adulting" thing.
Kim
Your mom's favourite out of all of your friends.
Kristin
Used to be a hot mess in high school but has recently become super successful (strange).
Kylie
Always the short girl.
Kristina
Always has the most appropriate gif ready for all group chat situations.
Lily
Likes all the music you have never heard of.
Lindsay
Cares too much about brunch and is unintentionally funny.
Linsey
Hates the taste of all alcohol but pretends to enjoy Rosé.
Laura
A bit of a mess, but always seems to make the right career moves.
Lauren
Major girl crush material.
Marissa
Nerdy and embraces it, sometimes too much.
Maddie
Posts Snapchat stories on Facebook that usually make you cringe.
Mel
Never has her phone charged, and always insists on using your phone for Google maps.
Meagan
Most underrated person alive, this girl will always have your back.
Meaghan
Makes a wild road trip playlist.
Michelle
~!* "I'm a total bro... lol! _*$~~
Nicole
Makes her friends take way to many pictures of her looking at the ground before heading to the bar, but still ends up with a flasless photo.
Olivia
Other people get personally offended if you shit talk about Olivia.
Paige
Loves dad jokes, will be your fun plus one for last minute events.
Patricia
The mom of the group.
Rebecca
Somewhat insane, but you find her Snapchats more interesting than the average person.
Sara
Psychopath.
Sarah
Vegan Psychopath.
Sabrina
Would bail you out of jail and then probably take you out to brunch.
Samantha
Great girl, but will always ask how many calories something has (annoying).
Stephanie
Is that person that is "always cold".
Stefanie
Will make you cry your winged liner off from laughter.
Taylor
Cares too much about tacos.
Tiffany
Very chill, also has the nicest clothing out of all your friends.
Val
In PR, and emails you too often.
Victoria
When you first met you hated her, but then realized she's a way better person than you will ever be.
Vivian
Made everyone start calling her "Viv" in grade 7 but it never really stuck.
Wendy
Hates her parents for naming her wendy. UGH.
Whitney
Has a mean drunk voice.