82 Brutally Honest One Sentence Descriptions Of Basic Boy Names
Basic or not, your name can say a lot about the type of person you are. For example, every hypothetical douchebag out there is always referred to as Chad and every hypothetical princess is always Becky. Nobody has ever told a story about how nerdy Chad started a charity, and how shy Becky likes to stay in on Friday nights.
Sidenote: If your name is Becky or Chad you’re probably great, you just have a bad rep.
Before you start reading, I feel the need to establish that this article is a joke. No, not all Gregs are total divas, and not all Taylors love EDM. Regardless, before you DM me highlighting how offensive I have been, please just remember that I didn’t base my description on you, it was probably just based on some dude I worked with back when I was 14.
Anyways! Enjoy, and keep doing you.
Adam
Still talks about his high school football team even though he graduated 6 years ago.
Aidan
Downloaded the entire discography of Wu-Tang Clan after hearing one song.
Alex
A true hero when it comes to being the last minute designated driver.
Alexander
Always had a hard boiled egg for lunch in grade school.
Andrew
Self-proclaimed handy-man.
Anthony
Almost a little too perky for real life.
Austin
Your mom's favourite out of all of your friends.
Ben
Will watch romcoms with his mom if asked nicely.
Brad
Loves a good vodka cran, especially after 12 beers.
Bradon
Has been talking to the same 3 Tinder girls for 6 months.
Brendan
Tried being vegan for 2 weeks and failed miserably.
Brody
Your friend's (way hotter) older brother.
Blake
Has impressively good music taste and should always be in charge of the aux chord.
Chad
Everyone writes him off as a douche because his name is Chad.
Charlie
Really liked the pizza Lunchable as a kid.
Christopher
Googled you minutes after meeting you.
Chris
More willing to spend money on sneakers than tuition.
Carter
Still makes "blaze it" jokes when its 4:20.
Dan
Your friend's new boyfriend who drives a huge truck.
Damien
Takes his work as a club promoter VERY seriously.
Dave
Great at small talk, but will instantly get socially awkward when any conversation lasts longer than 5 minutes.
Derek
Pees in the shower at other people's houses.
Dean
Your dad thinks Dean is "absolutely hilarious".
Edward
Sparkly vampire.
Ethan
Looked way better with a beard, but unfortunately shaved it.
Eli
The ex-boyfriend your parents still ask about.
Eric
The friend you always call to fix your internet/printer at 11 PM on a Sunday. Sorry Erik.
Evan
Get's more excited about a nice dog than the average person.
Frank
Probably the name of your dad's best friend.
Freddy
Accidentally likes extremely old Instagram posts on a semi-regular basis.
Geoff
Is no longer amused with how people pronounce his name wrong "as a joke".
Greg
Can be a bit of a diva.
Graham
Is the absolute worst at replying to text messages.
Hayden
The guy who would paint his entire body for a school football game.
Henry
Has an iron liver, which sometimes terrifies you.
Hunter
Absolutely insane.
Isacc
Can't grow facial hair to save his life. :(
Jacob
Met his current girlfriend via Instagram DM.
Jake
Clingy when drunk.
Jason
So smart that you have to google certain words he uses.
Jeff
Thrives off making people a little but socially uncomfortable.
Kaleb
Biggest sweetheart, and will never let you pay him back for a coffee you owe him.
Kyle
Likes to recite facts he learned off Reddit.
Kris
100% Evil.
Kevin
One of those people that get 100% on every exam she “didn’t” study for.
Kenny
Most humble guy you will ever meet.
Liam
Complains more often than he thinks.
Logan
TyPeD LyK Dis On MSN~~!* in 2005.
Lucas
Is really into the whole "eat, sleep, rave, repeat" thing.
Mathew
Would not let you cheat off of him during spelling tests in public school.
Matt
Loved his frosted tips in grade 7.
Mark
Says he likes siracha a lot more than he actually does.
Mason
Is far too familiar with the friend zone.
Michael
The friend that would never invite you over to their house, so you always had to invite them over to yours.
Nash
Is really sad that Vine is dead.
Nathan
Really wants you to come to his band's show on Tuesday, but leaves out that you'll have to pay cover. - No thx Nathan.
Noah
That guy you talked to for over a year but never actually dated.
Nick
Has never paid you back for that one Uber.
Nolan
Always had the coolest cottage growing up, and is a self proclaimed grill master.
Oliver
Has a voice for musical theater.
Oscar
Laughs about the same joke for 10x longer than the average person.
Owen
Worked at a landscaping company and thinks your dad is 'so awesome'.
Parker
Spends a lot of money on his truck and does not wear a shirt at music festivals.
Patric
Hosts a pretty good pre-drink.
Paul
Could eat all 3 meals at Tim Hortons and would be totally okay with it.
Peter
Always first picked in gym class.
Quin
Your friend's younger brother that always told on you for underage drinking.
Quincy
Will probably end up owning a company and have a fleet of luxury vehicles within the next 10 years.
Ryan
The best boss you ever had, and will always supply you with a killer letter of recommendation.
Robert
Always knows about cooler bars than you do.
Riley
Some guy from your high school that you constantly see in your hometown but never actually talk to.
Sam
Has a really great girlfriend who you almost like more than him.
Sean
Very underrated human, and one of the funniest people you will ever meet.
Stephen
The ideal person to binge watch Netflix with.
Steve
Went to art school and is now kind of a dick.
Taylor
Loves EDM / Festival Season / Light Shows.
Tom
Is an absolute animal when drunk.
Tyler
Is very trustworthy when it comes to TV series recommendations.
Tim
Had an unexpected 'scene kid' phase in high school.
Vince
A meathead with a heart of gold.
Victor
Has killer Instagram captions.
William
A little over emotional, but still a great guy so we all put up with it.
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