A Mortician On TikTok Revealed The Things She'll Never Do Because They Just End So Badly
Never play golf in the rain! 🏌🏻♂️⛈
Most people are scared of death for obvious reasons, but you really get to know it well when you're a mortician — and that includes knowing what to avoid so you can stay alive a little longer.
Mortician Lauren Eliza recently took to TikTok to share all the things she would never do, simply because of how easy it is to die from doing them. She documented the whole thing in a darkly funny mini-series that she calls: "Things I will NEVER do because I'm a mortician."
The No. 1 thing she says she'll never do is "ride ANY type of motorcycle or 'crotch rocket.'" She even warns people to look twice for motorcycles while driving because of how horrific the accidents can be.
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Staying in the automobile world, she also says she will never get into a motor home and calls them "literally big tin cans on wheels."
She also recommends staying clear of extreme sports like sky diving for "obvious reasons."
Lastly, she warns people to avoid snowmobiles, especially if it means riding them on trails or frozen lakes after dark.
A commenter on the video agreed with the mortician's sentiments against riding a snowmobile and said: "My dad was on the kidney transplant list, and his doctor said the wait time depending on how many people went snowmobiling that year."
Eliza even made another part to the series and listed things like working at a farm, riding a bicycle in a bike lane, driving a convertible, riding a horse, and even golfing in the rain.
Meanwhile, another commenter shared that her dad was a funeral director, and as a kid, she "was never allowed to get on a trampoline."
Meanwhile, other people in the comments section couldn't disagree more with Eliza's fears and thought it was a little irrational to live a life full of fear.
One person left quite a stoic comment and said: "People are so afraid to die they never actually live."
Another person pointed out that "literally everything in life is a death risk," which is hard to argue with.