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An Ontario City Is Naming Their Snowplows & Some Of The Suggestions Are Punny AF

Look, it's Buzz Ice-Clear!

Frost impressions are everything, and this one Ontario city didn't want to slush their chances with their snowplow names this year.

Chatham-Kent opened up a poll to residents and encouraged them all to get their creative juices flowing with unique snowplow names (and some really tickled their punny bone.)

According to the City, over a thousand names were submitted but were trimmed down to 25 to make it easier at the polls.

After 5,300 votes, residents of Chatham-Kent settled on twelve names that totally sleighed for a dozen snowplows.

Anita Shovel took on the most votes, with 436 opting for the Dad joke of the snowy season. Chatham-Kent apparently has a thing for the late Canadian hockey player, Gordie Howe, as Gordie Plow came in second with 400 votes.

Blizzard of Oz snags bronze medal in the unofficial snowplow naming Olympics at 340 votes.

These are the names of the remaining finalists:

  • Darth Blader, 271 votes
  • Pillsbury Plowboy, 266 votes
  • Sled Zepplin, 256 votes
  • Buzz Ice-Clear, 251 votes
  • Qunuk (the Inuit word for snowflake), 243 votes
  • Flurrious George, 236 votes
  • School's Not Cancelled, 194 votes
  • Snowbi One Kenobi, 192 votes
  • Sleetwood Mac, 189 votes

"We had originally planned to have one plow per ward but then we saw the interest and the level of creativity in submitting names, we decided to double the number of winners," Mayor Darrin Canniff said in the December 15 announcement.

Some of the suggestions that got the cold shoulder were still pretty incredible.

Edward Blizzardhands, Lord Coldemort, and Justin B-Brrrrrr were among some of the icy suggestions that didn't make the cut.