Anonymous Torontonian Exposes The Brutal Realities Of Being A Toronto 'Wasteman'
Perhaps the best resource for learning about Toronto is not a textbook or its Wikipedia page, but rather its extensive Twitter network. Proud Torontonians habitually take to Twitter to express their thoughts and opinions, and a lot of the time their tweets contain little nuggets of truth that are useful for learning more about the city.
One Twitter account in particular does an excellent job of explaining the little intricacies of Toronto culture. @TheTorontoThug, which is run by an anonymous person, has a collection of Toronto-related tweets that are not only hilarious, but also, to some degree, true.
Some of the best tweets on the account are ones that explore the realities of being a “Toronto wasteman.” For those of you who don’t know, a “wasteman” refers to a useless male lacking in maturity and motivation.
Are you a Toronto wasteman? Read @TheTorontoThug’s tweets below to find out...
Warning: In the event you actually are a Toronto wasteman, the following tweets may trigger you…
Woodbridge wasteman: "Graduated from the streets fam 🔫🔫 gang ⛽ gang ⛽ gang ⛽ !!!"
First of all Vincenzo, you work at TipTop Tailors
"Saying you go to school eh"
"Yeah"
" What you taking"
"Psychology"
"Saying you know what mans are thinking right now"
"Saying your a good girl eh" - Toronto Men after finding out their WCW doesn't ball up
"I'm from the 6ix"
first of all, you're from Brampton
toronto is a beautiful city it's the only place in the world where u can witness a group of chinese boys saying wallahi
Reasons toronto men go to the mall
1. Try on sneakers they wont buy
2. Get free samples at the food court
3. Argue w/security guards
Toronto man gotta sympathize with his homie by saying
"I know dem ones"
Nothing more nothing less
guy : *has normal conversation with a girl"
guy : yo I almost fucked her
Nothing is more annoying than seeing people not from Toronto put Toronto in their twitter bios
im almost positive if u give a toronto man sprite with jolly ranchers the placebo effect will kick in
When a Toronto Man has no comeback: "So it's like that eh"
Only in Toronto can "mans" mean 1 person
if his number start with 647 he gon cheat sis
this is how Toronto mans think a healthy relationship works: https://t.co/s1IZKsOV9e
In Toronto, you shouldn't ever feel bad about yourself considering there's a kid in your highschool who dropped out to be a rapper
How Toronto mans flirt: " Yeah ehh?😉"
I try and give Scarborough a positive image and show that it's not completely ghetto, and someone gets stabbed in the head with a fork.
guys be 21
looking 18
acting 14
