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Sharks Were Found In London's 'Dead' River Thames & Some Of Them Are Pretty Venomous

What's next — sharks with frickin' lasers?

If you're looking to set up your own Dr. Evil-style supervillain lair, you might want to pick a spot on the UK's River Thames.

Several shark species have been found in the famous river that runs through London, including one type with venomous spines on its back.

The two-foot-long spurdog shark is hardly a man-eater, but its venom can cause pain and swelling in humans, according to the UK's Wildlife Trusts. It eats smaller creatures and it's otherwise pretty uninterested in people.

The Thames was declared "biologically dead" over 60 years ago, but a new survey by the Zoological Society of London reveals that there's actually a lot going on in the water.

Scientists found several different shark species living in the river, including the spurdog (a.k.a. the spiny dogfish) and the tope shark, which measures about six feet long.

They're also not the only creatures in the once-polluted river. Scientists also found seals, seahorses and a lot of crustaceans —all of which probably serve as food for the sharks.

We don't recommend swimming in the Thames at the best of times, but now you have one more reason not to go in the water.

It's also one more reason to keep the river clean for the animals living there, the ZSL says.