Urban Dictionary Lists Definitions For 'Canada' And They're Absolutely Priceless
If you had to define Canada in a few words, what would you say? Over the years, people across the country have submitted their definitions of Canada to Urban Dictionary, an brutally honest resource for, well, pretty much anything.
The website was initially intended to be a crowdsourced reference for localized slang and phrases, but it gradually evolved into "a place on the internet where people of all ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, political views, genders, and sexual orientations can come together to insult each other's ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations."
Canada is not exempted from the wrath of Urban Dictionary. Here are are some of the funniest definitions about Canada listed on there from the past decade. It's incredible to see how much Canada has changed since then:

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